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TiK ToK (Ke$ha Parody) [Skanky Booch Song]

Wake up in the morning next to a total stranger
(what up bby)
we probably had sex
but i really can't remember
(you don't rememba?)
i'll never tell my friends
that i slept with this duouche
now i'm going home to shower
and wash out my skanky Booch

i'm talking fat chunks on my belly
my skanky chach is smelly
no guys would touch us sober
thats why we love to DRINK!
tatoos hide my strech marks
i look better when i'ts dark
i drink every single day
175 is what IIII WEIGH!

Throw up stains
on my dress
i'm blacking out
i'm a mess
the music sucks
in this club
but i came to get sex
find a douche
who looks good
or at least
so i think
cause it's soo dark
soooo dark

date rape
every night
i will not put up a fight
you can FUXXK my limp fish
thanks for the free drinks
tatoos and strech marks
cover every part of me
i am almost 43 and i am drunk and lonely

i'm a blonde alcoholic
looking for free beer
not guys with any taste or class
cause you won't find those here
the guys are lining up
because they're very very desperate
but i bounce from guy to guy and flirt
because i'm not drunk enough yet

all the hot girls already left
me and my girl's are all that's left
so kiss me if you like the taste
of throw up chunks stuck on my face
i just suxed another mans dicx
i'm feeeling kind of sick
so take me home
let's share infections
show me your ed hard y collection!


Throw up stains
on my dress
i'm blacking out
i'm a mess
the music sucks
in this club
but i came to get sex
find a douche
who looks good
or at least
so i think
cause it's soo dark
soooo dark

date rape
every night
i will not put up a fight
you can FUXXK my limp fish
thanks for the free drinks
tatoos and strech marks
cover every part of me
i am almost 43 and i am drunk and lonely

I'm throwing up
i lost my shoes
i can't stand up
so sexxy

i skinned my knees
lost my panties
blacked out and got fuxked
sexxy!


I'm throwing up
i lost my shoes
i can't stand up
so sexxy

i skinned my knees
lost my panties
blacked out and got fuxked
so sexxy!

the party don't start untill my 9th beer


Throw up stains
on my dress
i'm blacking out
i'm a mess
the music sucks
in this club
but i came to get sex
find a douche
who looks good
or at least
so i think
cause it's soo dark
soooo dark

date rape
every night
i will not put up a fight
you can FUXXK my limp fish
thanks for the free drinks
tatoos and strech marks
cover every part of me
i am almost 43 and i am drunk and lonely



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